breast-massaging robot

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posted by io @ 9:52 AM 0 comments

23:15 (perche' sono italiano)

non ho voglia di andare a casa, e allora che faccio? resto a lavorare. insanita'
quello seduto accanto a me e' un coglione, passa la sua giornata a guardare video e altre stronzate, destabilizza il mio equilibrio. ogni giorno provo a dargli qualcosa da fare ma non prende iniziativa e dopo due mesi ancora non ha capito che cazzo sono un MO e un MT e continua a fare quel verso con la bocca tctctctctctc quando simula attivita' cerebrale e secondo me e' lui che me sta a sfonna' il db!
gli ultimi due acquisti sono stati pessimi. non capiro' mai le politiche aziendali: una e' stata assunta perche' non chiedeva poi molto, pijamo la merda perche' la tireno dietro gratis; l'altro e' stato assunto perche' avevamo tutti il sospetto che non fosse veramente un genio ma gli avesse passato il test un suo amico che lavora con noi, e lo paghiamo pure piu' della media degli sviluppatori. e ancora non capisce di cosa parliamo quando facciamo una riunione.
ma io il tempo per correggere i test, che lo spreco a fare???????????
due mesi che e' qui non ha ancora fatto una cosa utile, manco la colazione una mattina ha portato. e' utile quanto il tempo che ho buttato qui dentro questa sera.

vorrei entrare adesso da un barbiere e farmi radere. panno caldo, panno freddo. temere la lama sul collo mentre la testa reclinata annega nell'aria che sa di schiuma spennellata e dopobarba

posted by io @ 11:15 PM 0 comments

whales

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posted by io @ 11:36 PM 0 comments

a monday

i feel like i have not been physically so good since a long time. even if i'm sore, my shoulders hurts and so my back due to a wrong side flip i made yesterday, i'm actually full of energies.
today the time has run fast, faster than usual, and when i looked at my watch (actually the one showing up on the computer) and i saw it was already 5:30 i felt kind of confused: i tried to remember everything i had done so far and the only thing i did clearly remember was the 5 coffees got during the day: the cups marshaled on my desk, italian best assault troops, reminded me that. i smiled, i'm such a retarded sometimes.
i'm getting a new strategy now: i will use only one cup a day, multiple time: i hate wasting things, especially when they turn into garbage.i can use a cup, not a paper one, and wash it time by time, taking care about the water as well, so next generation of people will have some more drinks to drink thinking hopefully of me( i will leave my name written down everywhere in case the will not be sure who to thank)
leaving the office i did not know what to do. i'm in a weird mood....i was up more for something different, something like...snowboarding!! did i tell u i went snowboarding last weekend? noo? ok, listen...i went with an ex co-worker and 2 friends of him to killington in vermont. we left newark on friday afternoon at 4pm, it was badly snowing, heading our way to the middle of nowhere....bla bla bla bla bla, lot of snow bla bla bla stuck in the slow trails because 2 of us where beginner bla bla bla swimming pool, jacuzi, sauna, steam tube bla bla bla bla half pipe, jumps, flips, hurting-ass, wood surfing, peeing on the snow bla bla bla and then we came back. on our way we stopped by a taco bell and for the first time in my life i had food in there. can u believe it? my friend who is freaking vegan is so mad about it and wanted me to try it after i told him i've never entered one before.
i came back home at 11pm yesterday dead tired but happy. i saw the mess i left on friday morning and i asked myself: "do u really care??" and myself answered : "i've not been caring about since 1964(which was a great year)" i checked emails and tried to write something but my body needed sleeping so much that i crashed on the cauch/bed but the alarm clock sounded immediately after 7 hours!!! can u believe it? 7 hours gone as fast as a sneeze
i woke up with sloth's moving, finding my way for life. joy and happiness, but a shower before anything else, breakfast and underwear on immediately after as i shouldn't show everything up early in the morning: my neighbors could not appreciate, or maybe yes...

posted by io @ 10:10 PM 0 comments

flip and back flip

a back flip






a flip








i simply chose to do the second one!!!

posted by io @ 9:59 PM 0 comments

superman is american

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vieni con me a vedere le balenottere a lampedusa

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Bollani plays Maple Leaf Rag

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posted by io @ 12:27 AM 0 comments

snowboarding the vermont!!!!!!!!!!

caos: panni puliti da piegare che resteranno a fare la guardia del pavimento fino a domenica notte. la borsa e' piu' piena dell'ultima volta in cui sono tornato a roma: pantalone giacca e maglia da snow, 2 paia di mutande, 3 paia di calze, maglietta, guanti, maschera, asciugamano per la sauna, costume per piscina, occhiali di riserva.

partenza ore 4pm da 120 broadway, arrivo ore (?) in vermont.
ritorno domenica notte.

jorge ha organizzato, io ho soltanto detto si: sembra essere uno sport da maschi. vediamo cosa ci possiamo spaccare.

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posted by io @ 11:32 PM 0 comments

la sicurezza e' un paradosso della mente

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nota a margine

assicurazione sulla vita.

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cooking

cooking
Originally uploaded by giovangabriele.

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posted by io @ 7:39 PM 0 comments

chiamatelo stronzio!!!

OROLOGIO ALLO STRONZIO PERDE 1 SECONDO OGNI 200 MLN DI ANNI

Il limite della precisione degli orologi atomici si e' spostato ulteriormente nel tempo. Grazie agli atomi di "stronzio" si e' passati dai misuratori basati sul cesio, che perdevano un secondo ogni 80 milioni di anni, al nuovo strumento record che perde la stesa quantita' di tempo ma in oltre 200 milioni di anni. Un'accuratezza difficilmente immaginabile raggiunta da un gruppo di ricercatori del National Bureau of Standards (l'istituto di metrologia statunitense) e della University of Colorado che hanno pubblicato il loro lavoro sull'ultimo numero di Science. I tecnici sono riusciti a intrappolare migliaia di atomi di stronzio in una griglia laser che controlla continuamente la loro frequenza di risonanza pari a 430 miliardi di oscillazioni al secondo. In sintesi maggiore e' la frequenza della sostanza usata maggiore e' la precisione, e lo stronzio, un metallo alcalino-terroso, rappresenta un passo avanti rispetto al cesio.

(www.repubblica.it)

posted by io @ 9:20 PM 0 comments

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posted by io @ 10:03 AM 0 comments

Che hai fatto in tutti questi anni, Noodles?

....Sono andato a letto presto

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I stepped into the snow going back home

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capodanno cinese

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posted by io @ 10:36 PM 0 comments

would you mind calling me demolition man?

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negativo

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piatti

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Chocolate Voodoo Doll

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getting ready for vermont

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npc

ci sono posti dove non si puo' tornare piu' se non da soli. dove si e' condiviso tanto da renderli sacri.
c'e' un posto in cui una poetessa uomo, con il suo climax, ha stregato tutti, nei sui jeans e stivali di pelle da cowboy, uscita appena da una roulotte parcheggiata, da secoli, sul ciglio polveroso del deserto americano, rosso e freddo. con il suo sguardo forte e il suo petto cancellato dai "non voglio essere una donna", e la sua voce proprietaria dello spazio intorno possedeva gli orecchi e con i suoi movimenti gli occhi, di chi, per la prima volta, era li' e di chi ci era gia' stato.

posted by io @ 10:29 AM 0 comments

superbowl night

i cooked yesterday afternoon: i used some of the wine i bought to cook the meat i had left int the fridge and some spices. afert that i decide to get some rest and suddenly i felt asleep. i woke up in a while and i realized that something was missed: the event of the day!! i went watching the last part of the superbowl: giants won IT. After the match i run home, grabbed my camera and went out again: maybe i could get some good pictures, that was my thought. i was on the train without my book as i i hurried up to jump out of my apt as i decided the task. on the train i tried to find out a place where people could probably meet up to celebrate, and i started with lower east side, west village, midtown, uptown, downtown, chinatown......
finally i decided: times square. i thought ESPN place could be a good one as probably lot of people watched match there. Got off the train, went upstairs and......NOTHING. people were not there: few of them jumping and singing that's it: some cars were passing by honking. i waited, thinking that maybe they'd show up soon, while policemen where barricadind broadway in case of...nothing.
i missed Rome when they won the league!!!!
i decided to move back to somewhere else and again the same question: where? i did not want to go to any suburb even if i knew there could be more spontaneous free euphoria in there. i umped again on the train and this time i tried to figure it out: need a place with log of bars where people could easy go to watch a match and stay there for a while to keep drinking and jumping like stupid monkeys. no the lower east side, maybe around the nyu but i wanted something older...again the suburbs were the solution to my dilemma but i did not want. Greenwich village could be a place: lot of bars. i decided to try there. took the red line and got off at Christopher street and with unexpected surprise(which is unexpected by itself) i noticed that nobody was there. NOBODY AT ALL, neither honking cars passing by....sadness!
i put my camera back in its case an i walked around for a while dis-enjoying the fact that nobody was celebrating! after a while i found a place saying "live jazz all the night" and i decided to enter. wonder how many people were in there...8 people: 3 musicians , 2 waitresses and 3 costumers, all of them sitting by the bar. i felt like in a bad dream, maybe some divine conspiracy... the men were playing some blues. i waited 40 seconds, standing next to the bar, deciding what to do. i decided to stay, i asked for a beer (only in bottles) and i sat at one of the 10 empty tables and i listened at the music for a while. In ten minutes they stopped playing, had a break and asked for the tip: their bowl was sooooo empty, i contributed as less as i could :)
nobody was really there for the match, neither for the music even if the band tried to celebrate the victory singing "we are the champions", but the singer, leader of the group and bass player, got a really bad high note that he had to stop singing and started mumbling.
i finished my beer and i was about to leave when a black lady, friend of the waitresses, joined the gathering. she knew everyone in the bar, which i could imagine is not that hard and after laud greeting everyone, went to the band's leader asking for the scratchy song first and her preferred song then.
well i don't know if the scratchy song is a real song or not, was just a blues, but nice; her preferred song was "black magic woman", and she performed kind of a dance in front of the stage on a song played only for her: she deserved it!! In the last minutes new people entered: 2 guys who decided to run away immediately and 3 cute 18-years-old looking girls who sat on a table. The waitress asked them for the picture id, unlike she did with me, and i smiled looking at her face, who was thinking maybe that they were all fake ids! they got their beers and the seemed even younger than 18!
after that i decided to leave the bar: there were enough people to replace me.
i walked to the train, stopped by a daily to get some chocolate, and went home just in time to...sleep.

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Frozen Grand Central

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The Greatest Prank Call Ever

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i feel dizzy, like i'm softly sliding down into warm water

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